Assmosis

The chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of anal alcohol consumption.

Cory passed out last night. I guess the assmosis really caught up with him.

by Dub Dub Lifer November 26, 2010

assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

by rupan777 December 29, 2005

assitosis

An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.

Pat Wonderful treated the entire car to his assitosis on the long road trip to Cincinatti.

by Doctor Salami July 7, 2005

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Assnossis

When a person is orally pleasuring another while their nose rubs the ass of that person, directly on the anus.

In addition to a great blowjob, my wife treated me with some assnossis.

by Frank Palace January 14, 2012

Assmosis

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.

Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.

by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016

Assintoses

When someone constantly smells like butt.

Bro that kid got some hella assintoses.

by Mendel h May 21, 2018