Assiated

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005

Assitude

1. One's attitude resembling an asshole's attitude.
2. An ego maniac, jock, artist, or whatever--think "Kanye West's ego".
3. Or simply, asshole's attitude.

1.I can't believe that jerk cut you off! He has some major assitude!
2. What a show-off, this d-bag has as much assitude as Kanye West!
3. His assitude is really pissing me off! What an ass!

by RAMBAMF September 3, 2013

assatude

having the attitude of an ass.

created by Dilshan and Ali

"Hey, check out that dude's assatude!"

by DillPickle1995 September 7, 2009

Assitus

a disease that causes the sufferer to shake their ass frequently at random times.

Tina: "What's wrong with her? Why does she keep dancing?"

E: "She suffers from Assitus so she can't help it."

by Auni March 26, 2009

assitude

(N), A sense of additude or toughness eminating from one's buttock region.

"DAMN, would you look at the way she walks, she's just got assitude all over!"

by meowfox of doom January 22, 2007

Assitude

The scale with which one can be rated as an ass, asshole, asshat, or any combination thereof. These people generally fall along the lines of what is described in Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Ratings of assitude can range from your average tribal-tatted, grunting gym rat all the way up to Bernie Madoff.

Person 1: That guy's assitude just jumped about 50 points. I'm pretty sure I hate him now more than Jersey Shore.

Person 2: Whoa, that's pretty bad.

by Carbomb December 18, 2010

kick assitude

the level at which you kick ass

my the meters measured my kick assitude the scale would be broken

by krells June 2, 2008