jasper county asswhooping

Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.

Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping

by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022

asswhooping

To brutally maul/beat.

(1)Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."

by BarcodeFetus July 7, 2003

asspoop

noun; Term used to describe someone who plays with the fecal matter of his or her peers.

I caught John playing with my turds again, he's quite an asspoop.

by R.J. Fritch January 9, 2008

Asshopper

A young male who finds strong interest in anal sex with females, and therefore likes to stick his reproductive rod in every anus he can get his hands on.

(Word is best pronounced with a New York accent.)

Pimp: Very nicely done, young asshopper!
Student: My dick's starting to hurt, but I can't stop jumping on these pretty females!

by Knightmare 5W May 27, 2008

asshooker(V);asshooking(N)

someone who "HooKs" the ass; may involve using anal beads...

Bev The Humming Hooper.....

by dnice April 21, 2003

Asshoole

A snarky and clever young woman with wit and good looks.

The asshoole of the class broke the stereotypes of pretties blond girls everywhere, as she had the highest marks and best thought process in the class.

by forkychips December 17, 2010

asshoover

1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.

1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.

by Dracos March 22, 2003