assholemobile

A vehicle that would be driven by an asshole. Particularly any large SUV, driven for the sole purpose of displaying wealth and/or compensating for a tiny, tiny penis. Also includes lifted 4x4 vehicles that never leave the city.

Asshole (the driver) + Mobile (from automobile) = Assholemobile

Person 1: Check out my new Escalade. I'm putting in a 6 inch lift tomorrow.

Person 2: What an assholemobile. Are you even taking it off road?

Person 1: No, but it lets everyone know that I'm better than them.

Person 2: You're an asshole.

by paintballwizard March 2, 2009

Assholitosis

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

by Shaman_X January 19, 2009

assholette

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

assholic

(adjective) Term applied to a person’s behavior who is being a very unpleasant personality to everyone around them. Alcohol consumption or Xanax abuse frequently precipitates such unbecoming behavior but that is not a requirement, as some people can have a great deal of negative energy and possess a very rotten and undesirable personality and existence .

Langdon worked at the regional jail, but he really shouldn't have. Fuckin’ weirdo had some type of feces obsession, but that wasn't even why I call him assholic, no not at all. Moher fucker got off on taunting and fucking with the poor defenseless prisoners there sometimes his true bullshit assholic personality he wouldn't put away and would be on full display for Mom and Dad.....but I did catch him eating some shit out of one of his male coworker’s ass in his bedroom. He doesn't know it, but I told Mom about it.

by Nikki Stixx April 7, 2021

Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

by Your Mom August 5, 2003

assholian

Of an asshole nature.

It was total assholian of him to pull that shit on me.

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

assholianarianism

the combined act and state of being a total asshole

I wish i could be an asshole to all the people who deserve my assholianarianism.

by winkingjesii June 30, 2009