Assholitis

Emanating an aura of aggressiveness and disdain towards others. It occurs in people from all ethnic groups; males are affected about three to four times more often than females unless provoked. Common side effect are the use of the word "stupid!" and attraction to physical violence and alcoholic beverages.

"Oh wow, I think I'm catching assholitis from you!!"

by xicana xingona June 21, 2007

assthomistic

anything that is stupid. originated from the biggest idiot known as Thomas Price.

Sticking a paper clip in an electrical socket is assthomistic.

by citrusman March 27, 2005

assholitis

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007

assholelistic

ass hole like...like an ass hole.nasty additude.bad disposition.

dude is so assholelistic today.dude is acting like such an asshole today.

by andy puckett March 10, 2008

assholitis

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.

I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.

by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012

assholitis

The condition of a stupid or irritating person who has the behavior of being thoroughly contemptible and detestable.

He has a bad case of assholitis.

by Sheryl P. April 24, 2006

assholastic

When someone you don't know very well is speaking to you in a sarcastic tone

I don't know you. Why are you acting all assholastic?

by Mhag123 October 22, 2015