Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.

Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.

by High Hiter October 6, 2018

Flag

Get the Assface Syndrome mug.

assface

1) One who has the face of an ass
2) One who has an ass for a face
3) One who has the appearance of two protruding buttcheeks just below one's forehead

Look at that assface

by Dirty Sanchez April 18, 2003

Flag

Get the assface mug.

Related Words

Assfaggot • assfag • assfagmorgasm • Cocksexual Assfaggot • assface • assbag • assfart • asswagon • assage • assfault

Assfog

When the fart doesn't extend outside of the underwear, and when underwear is took off, there is a smell, the smell of the assfog.

Person 1: I just farted, smell this!
*Takes off underwear*
Person 2: Get that assfog smell outa here!

by Huntergohard February 3, 2013

Flag

Get the Assfog mug.

Assagore

Assagore is one of Joekamel's most feared adversary. He attacks by blowing a shockwave of stink at his opponents. There is also a children's Assagore hippity hop with hidden candy storage container in Assagore's main battle orfice.

Oh no here comes Assagore with his blow attack.

by Brian Carter November 18, 2007

Flag

Get the Assagore mug.

Assfight

When two (females) going ass-to-ass and pressing, bumping, rubbing or slamming their asses together.
It's often sexually related, of the who's got the sexiest or biggest butt/ass/booty.
(competitive)

A white woman with a big booty.
A black woman with some ass-status challanging her on a assfight.

by ShastaBlackBiatch March 10, 2008

Flag