A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
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by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011
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She say it in every song
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She say it in every song
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Song: Jóga
State of...
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
State of...
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ALSEMANCHÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
by washaasha October 9, 2018
Get the alsemanché mug.At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.
This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
ex. 1 -
'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'
ex. 2 -
"Where's Sean....?"
"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'
ex. 2 -
"Where's Sean....?"
"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
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ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user
its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?
Student: umm, assamassadopholus
Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
Student: umm, assamassadopholus
Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter
Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
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Pronunciation: 'as-'mask
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French masque, from Old Italian maschera; and Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus
2: One who has his/her head so far up up his/her ass, said ass is being worn as a mask
Pronunciation: 'as-'mask
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French masque, from Old Italian maschera; and Middle English, from Old English assa, probably from Old Irish asan, from Latin asinus
2: One who has his/her head so far up up his/her ass, said ass is being worn as a mask
by disSanFranchised November 18, 2004
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