reverse assholing

When someone comes at you sideways but then gets all bent out of shape when you respond with attitude.

When someone tries to act like you're the problem in the situation but really they started it.

'Well you don't need to be a dick about it'
'Bitch you came at me with attitude, stop reverse assholing'

by NotAlice July 13, 2017

assviking

like an asspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a fucking martian badass

the assviking reamed the asspirate till his timbers shivered

by dsg August 22, 2003

Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.

Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.

by assholer1 February 17, 2010

Assaulting the log

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

by DianeF November 13, 2007

wassailing

To embrace and enjoy a toast ,is the act of drinking alcohol and or the local drink ,walk around sing and enjoy a bountiful harvest . Modern day we wasel and and we sing from house to share the day.

Let's go wassailing around the neighborhood.

by AmandaPeaches January 14, 2017

Astairing

(Astairing-Fred Astaire) When you have to tap dance around loved ones without being too blunt (via phone or in person) trying to confirm if they may have coronavirus symptoms or if it's just a cold and some over anxiety.

I was Astairing with mom earlier trying to figure out if she should go get tested.

by RobBob76 March 26, 2020