A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
by kajoe October 20, 2006
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“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”
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A stupid, ignorant, and uninformed way of saying entirely safe semi auto rifle. Typically used in liberal/Californian vocabulary or slang.
"Hey did you here that that disgusting hetero freak used an assault weapon to defend his life and property! What a disgusting pig! "
by 420dankboi420 March 9, 2018
Get the Assault Weapon mug.A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
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Guy 2: Yes its really amazing
Men of war assault squad 2 is a online video game that has a singleplayer campain and multiplayer you can play as germans usa british japanese and soviets
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Men of war assault squad 2 is a online video game that has a singleplayer campain and multiplayer you can play as germans usa british japanese and soviets
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Get the assault weapon mug.Anything you can hurt someone with. I can take my shirt off, wrap it around your neck, and choke you with it, that makes it an assault weapon. I could throw a teddy bear at your head really hard, that makes it an assault weapon. I could intentionally give you a paper cut, that makes the paper I used an assault weapon.
Frequently misused to describe semi-automatic weapons.
Frequently misused to describe semi-automatic weapons.
That's an assault weapon! You shouldn't be allowed to own that!
What, this? An AR-15 only fires one bullet at a time dude.
What, this? An AR-15 only fires one bullet at a time dude.
by ZMWilson May 13, 2020
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