asswhooping

To brutally maul/beat.

(1)Daddy gave you an asswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)"You're gettin' an asswhooping when I get over there."

by BarcodeFetus July 7, 2003

Double-duece asswhoopin'

A double-duece asswhoopin' is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. It doesn't necessarily apply to fighting. It can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.

Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided

The Sharks laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' on the Detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!

-or-

I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!

by king sizzle May 21, 2010

Asswhooping

To lose by 20 or more

Losing by 25, Andrew was giving an Asswhooping to Todd.

by Chocolatesyrup69 June 19, 2016

Ass Whoop

Whoopin That Ass

Chyanne Said "People Be Ass Whoopin"

by Soup$!_(_+_8'+!3 September 19, 2019

Asswhompin'

a musical note, later turned to a threat.

I'll give you an asswhompin'!

by Ass Whomper May 11, 2004

Asswhomper

One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound.

Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper.
That eltonjohn...he sure knows the way to a good asswhomping

by FvKdUp March 22, 2004

Ass-Whoop-Chos

A nacho flavored ass kicking; The act of engaging in a serious ass kicking. Instead of the ass whooper simply opening up a can of whoop ass, the ass whoopee partakes in a full course meal of a nacho flavored ass kicking.

Guy: "Why you mad bro?"

Bro: "Because I got fired and my boss won't give me my last check. He's about to eat a plate of ass-whoop-chos!!!"

by Silvermold November 21, 2011