Asshat

A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.
Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.
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Asshats

People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass.
1. Those guys at Urban Dictionary are such Asshats, they let in words like yardmouth and cockballoon but I've been waiting over a month for Joss is Boss.
2. Example 1 is me being an Asshat
by Christoper M Norton December 16, 2005
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Asshat

(ass; hat) -noun

1. A person who makes a fool of, or embarrasses his or herself.
2. an idiot or fool.
That guy is such an asshat!
by Dr. Mjolner February 03, 2010
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asshat

A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."
by c g ball September 06, 2005
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asshat

a person suffering from acute cranial-rectal inversion.
wow candice price is a total asshat
by josh younggayblood February 15, 2008
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asshat

describing when one's head is so far up one's ass that one is wearing the ass as a hat. in other words, extreme stupidity.
A: Look at all those hurricane victims on their roofs, waving at the helicopters, begging for emergency food to be dropped down! Why don't they just leave?
B: You asshat.
by ami am November 16, 2005
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asshat

A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."
by asshater August 14, 2006
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