assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

by The Eta April 8, 2009

Assfun

When you are gay and you get a prostate exam for the first time

Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”

by Cray Cray J June 13, 2018

Captain Assfuck

Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone

My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck

by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010

AssfuckBogota

An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude.

What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie!

by obie October 20, 2003

assfuckation

the act of getting assfucked or in other words anal

Guy 1: hey! i had sex with a chick last night
Guy 2: hahaha!! did you perform assfuckation?

by whiteeggstastenice December 27, 2011

assfull

An expression of frustration indicating one has reached their quota of stupidity, rage, and/or overwork.

I got into another stupid argument with my ignorant assclown boss this morning. I've already had an assfull today -- I'm ready to go home and drink.

by turdrider November 16, 2011

Assfucker

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.

Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!

by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003