fucking ass ton

1000e23 of something, or equal to approximately 166 mol (166.05388631270122098592336297644 mol)

Lays Original > Pringles x 1,000e23

Yeah, even a fucking ass ton of Pringles could not beat Lays Original

by FATFTW December 03, 2006

metric ass ton

Jesus dude, it's like exactally 137 cubic tons of matrial X.

I have a metric ass ton of crabs...and it also burns when I pee

by Fred Gestopolis March 08, 2005

shit ass balls ton

A hell of a lot of something.

Person 1: Hey, did you see how many terrorists are hiding in that building?

Person 2: Yeah, there's a shit ass balls ton!

by Penguin156 August 25, 2009

Ass-ton

2000 assloads

Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?

by Weinsist June 29, 2018