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Ass Jack

A tool used for opening the ass hole, in order to input the male genitalia. Otherwise used as a duragatory term meaning, or closely placed to, tool mcDouchebag ass face.
1. Dude my girlfriend got an ass jack for us!?

2. You dont have to be an ass jack all your life!
by omegaman6000 April 26, 2011
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Ass Jack

Yup ass jack, my frigin dad, "Dont push the button on the microwave too hard u will blow it up, dont lean on the fridge u will knock it over, yup hes an ass jack alright. His mexican lookin self belongs on americas most wanted.
by Doob September 30, 2004
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Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds
I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.
by David_jason May 26, 2016
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ass jack-o-lantern

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)
the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.
by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008
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Nigga Ass Jack

This Gay Nigga loves to suck off his neighbours cat lol
by SPCAU August 28, 2019
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Stupid ass jack

This nigga is an absolute dumbfuck. He gets 0 bitches and constantly hets bullied at school. Nobody likes him and the very thought of him grants displeasure. He leaves a trail of misery and idiocy every where he goes and has the iq of a carrot. Jack is the type of guy to call a boy with his girlfriend “sus” he thinks that everything is a meme and will t-pose at funerals. He’s an over shrimp dicked nigger who gets butt raped by every homesexial Pakistanis
Person 1: is that stupid ass jack?
Everyone: “kills themselves because of the thought of jack”
by Negroslayer69 July 1, 2023
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jack ass

1. a very foolish or stupid person.

2. a species of donkey.
Jim is such a jack ass.
by reddy123 October 29, 2007
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