A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape
The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.
by GerAldwah June 09, 2022
by Momo Hatake April 27, 2007
dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.
by rockstarrr April 14, 2008
by BigPube December 08, 2003
Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!
Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers
Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers
by Granny-Lane April 09, 2016
Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.
by Dick sucking coon January 02, 2017
Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"
by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy September 16, 2015