Hattiesburg Ass Muncher

A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape

The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.

by GerAldwah June 9, 2022

rainbow ass muncher

A gay man who gives rimjobs.

Momo:: "Rasheed is such a Rainbow Ass Muncher!"

Duji-chan:: "Yea, what an Ass Ninja"

by Momo Hatake May 7, 2007

Red diver ass muncher

to eat out a vagina on its period for the main course then proceed to anus for a doo doo dessert.

dude I was such a red diver ass muncher last night. I went deep sea diving in her red sea and drank it like red wine then ate the brownie out her ass.

by rockstarrr April 13, 2008

Arabian Male Ass Muncher

An arabian who likes to toss other big hairy men's salads and munch on their inner rectums.

See "Bryan Mitchel Hanna"

by BigPube December 8, 2003

Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

Ass Muncher/Munchkins

niggers, black niggas of dookie sludge fun

That nigger over there is really slurping hay sludge(shit) or Ass Muncher/Munchkins.

by Sludge Muncher March 11, 2021

saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"

You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy October 29, 2015