ass candy

1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.

2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.

3. A really nice bum!

1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'

2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'

3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!

ass candy by AliceW January 8, 2009

ass candy

Candy usually hard candy that was once, but is not now inside someones ass.

Dude i found a jawbreaker in "BOB'S Laundry, you want it? Naw man that's probably "BOB's" ASS CANDY

ass candy by Miss Scree-INT January 3, 2008

Ass Candy

When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.

You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!

Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!

Ass Candy by Miles the Magnificent October 14, 2010

Candy Ass 

The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'

The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this

Candy Ass by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV November 7, 2017

candy ass 

wuss, wimp, someone who is easily scared or avoids dangerous situations

That Candy Ass won't go skydiving with us.

candy ass by m November 7, 2003

Candy Ass 

a male who is meek and timid, shows female personality traits. basically a male who wouldn't survive outside the security of his mother's arms reach. Also look at pansy, sissy, fruit, wimp

Mikey Jackson, Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Urkel and any man who scratches and slaps during a fight

Candy Ass by Dr. Know It ALL November 30, 2003

candy ass 

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.

"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."

candy ass by anarcissie May 28, 2008