Ass Burgers 

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.

I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.

Ass Burgers by human human February 20, 2021

Ass Burgers

Street food smuggled via the ass into prison.

These Ass Burgers sure are tasty, but they're much greasier than I remember.

Ass Burgers by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026

ass-burgers 

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.

Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.

ass-burgers by 2coo4skoo April 17, 2005

Ass-burgers snackdrome

A large butt from too many burger snacks.

Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!

Ass-burgers snackdrome by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

ass.burgers snackdrome 

This is a syndrome which occurs when someone snacks on too many burgers!

Look at Willie's butt, he clearly has ass.burgers snackdrome!

ass.burgers snackdrome by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Ass-burgers Syndrome 

This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.

"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."

Ass-burgers Syndrome by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011

Krystal Ass-Burgers 

Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".

You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.

Krystal Ass-Burgers by @Tex February 3, 2019