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-A word to describe the peoples of Asia 's uncanny negotiating skills that are acquired from birth. (These skills are mostly used to solve algebraic equations). Unfortunately these skills cannot be used in any other instance that doesn't involve mathematics. Asian negotiators were let go for they could not seem to discern which direction they should be facing on account of their terrible eyesight.
-In one case, Chinese negotiator, Dong Soo Kim, who was very skilled in Asian Persuasion, had a record breaking 542 failed negotiations. Due mostly because he could not effectively fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

-Asian Persuasion can be used against one's self as with the case that one convinced themselves that turning into oncoming traffic is a good idea and will benefit both insurance policy holders and the progress of modern arithmetic and rice production.
by Untrue Facts November 27, 2012
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A vietnamese and half japanese token asian girls just trying to stay alive by all means possible.

Some believe they may be EVIL. There is no scientific proof for these assumptions.

Somedays they can be seen in their other identities: a hamster and a bird.

They tend to love opening the mind, smoke a DEATH amount of stoges, and discuss different conspiracy theories.
ap-we got 5 on it!
others- oh nice!
ap- oh I think we lost it... oh man.... this sucks.
others- oh no dudes its all good.
ap- sweet, we got you some other time though
others- fo sho fo sho
ap- eeheheheheeeee.... asian persuasion.
by purplebird27 January 15, 2008
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A nickname given to the coolest Asian with a big penis. Only one person has this title in the world.
"I love Asian Persuasion 🤩"
"Me when Ayden (Asian Persuasion): HUBBAHUBBA!!!"
by Weirdly.Stupid November 20, 2023
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the asian persuasion

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A Asian woman that is the equal perception of a nympho..
by #easycheesy# September 18, 2013
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Asain Persuasion

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when a person from an Asain background disses you, with knowledge.
John Smith: "I ldon't like to use big words."

Chong Ling: "Well if you were smart like me, and got all A's in you classes, then big words would come naturaly to you. Dumb Shit!"

John Smith: "Did You just Asain Persuasion me?"

Chong Ling: "Oh, here come hell go!" (with an Asain accent)
by Krystina H. April 24, 2011
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