ASDA

Unpleasant, cheap and tacky named after the Unpleasant, cheap and tacky supermarket of the same name.
Ergh, that hooker is so ASDA.
by sausageroll2 July 02, 2011
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ASDA

uncircumcised male. From the British advertising slogan of ASDA "Rollback"
Have you had a tip-off?

No, I'm an ASDA man.
by Spoik June 02, 2010
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ASDA

ASDA bribed Koppel and Pete Winkelman to steal Wimbledon FC from south London to facilitate the building of a superstore in Milton Keynes.
ASDA are collaborators of Pete Winkelman.
by AFCW April 24, 2004
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asda

National Supemarket chain, more often referred to as "de asda" (the asda)
"i'm just nipping down to de asda"
by Albert98 August 03, 2005
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Skanky Asda

A small Asda store that used to be Netto. Still feels like a Netto. In a rough area and full of skanks and chavs in their pyjamas and tracksuits
Im just going to the Skanky Asda Denise
by Hoo See December 17, 2022
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Asda Dad

A term used by gay men, often in the bear community to describe a straight male they find attractive. Named Asda Dads because they can be found walking the aisles of Asda with their skanky minger wives.
I'm doing my shopping today, it's very boring but at least I might see a few Asda Dad's to perve at.
by Freddy B August 06, 2009
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Asda Price

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.
The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!
by Dr. Poppenstein May 25, 2006
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