Definitions by Frou-Frou

Urban Dictionary 

Once upon a time a place where squares like me could catch up on lingo without having to look stupid by asking everyone what they were talking about. Now a place where people compete to display the most purile garbage they can while attempting to keep it legitimate-seeming.

Me 2010: Ah, I wonder why "Wally" means idiot in Cockney. I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Shar-nay 2023: Hey, I thought of a word for when you wipe your ass and accidentally poke some poo inside your pussy! I'll post it on Urban Dictionary as a service to society.

Urban Dictionary by Frou-Frou December 14, 2023

Resheph

Hebrew for "the burner" or "the ravager".

Hey, do you know what Pfizer spells backwards?
Er - Rezifp - so what? Sounds like Resheph. Doesn't mean anything.

Resheph by Frou-Frou February 7, 2023

Licence 

When you give to the government (or other authority) what rightly belongs to you, then rent it back.

"I couldn't pay for my licence, so they took my car away and crushed it"

Licence by Frou-Frou April 25, 2020

Asda 

Supermarket in the UK. Part of the WalMart empire. Paradise for the nutritionally illiterate. Frequented by unhealthy looking families with cars that look well cared-for. One level above Co-op on the supermarket totem pole, looks like Waitrose in comparison to Lidl

"Did a big shop at Asda. Everything is so cheap and tasty. Got to go to the doctors later, my reflux is giving me hell and the kids need more Ritalin."

Asda by Frou-Frou December 25, 2018

nom nom nom 

Delicious. A version of 'yum yum', usually typed not verbalised. Always in connection with cheap cake nobody with any discernment whatsoever would actually ingest, typically containing modest traces of actual cocoa and abusive amounts of artificial additives, and with a shelf-life of decades. Origins: onomatopoeia representing the sound of somebody pigging out in far too public a way. Does not help any conversation. Never use this expression.

"Hey guys, Asda cakes are half price today! #winning".
"Cake! Nom nom nom".

nom nom nom by Frou-Frou December 23, 2018