asantatheist

An asantatheist is a person who does not believe in Santa Claus.

Many asantatheists foolishly claim that there is no evidence to support the belief in Santa despite getting Christmas presents every year.

Sure, a few million people have been killed in the name of religion, but Hitler, Mao and Stalin were all asantatheists!

by Peritus^^ May 30, 2010

Asante

The Ashanti.... (also Asante) are a major ethnic group from Africa who speak a dialect of Akan. Prior to European colonization, the Ashanti Confederacy/Kingdom was a major state, particularly during the period from 1570 to 1900. Ashanti wealth was based on the region's substantial deposits of gold. These luscious gold deposits led to many people who started metal-working. From these gold deposits came a golden stool. The stool was sacred, so that no one could sit, touch, or even get within a few of it: the Stool was a religious item. An attempt by British Gold Coast governor Frederick Hodgson in 1900 to take the Golden Stool led to an uprising by the Ashanti. There were eleven major wars in this conflict. The Ashanti won ALL of them, except the last. In these wars, Ashanti generals stopped the inland encroachment of the British. It took the British nearly a century of fighting with the Ashanti before they gained total control of the region. The territory occupied by the Kingdom of Ashanti is now part of what is now known as Ghana...

To be born Ashanti (Asante), is to be ordained to bring into the world all that is best in the human race.

by reaLest February 15, 2006

Avantae

An extremely sexy man kinda fat but still gets hoes boiii

Yo hes an Avantae he stole my girl

by tjelly November 17, 2016

Asante

Asante is the Swahili word for "Thank you" also it is the name for someone who is obsessed with Dragon Ball Z, Marvel and a bit of star wars he loves salsa a lot and he usally tends to be friends with Atoms, very fat Adam's who mostly tend to sleep with him but when he does the Asante tends to hurt his feelings and then tries to make his feelings better afterwards but it usally ends with him trying to beat up some white boy with blond hair.

Billy: Hey look at that person trying to cheer up those Atoms is he an Asante?

Bob: Yes that is most definitely an Asante.

by KingpinLegend95 March 22, 2022

Asante Samuel

An NFL Cornerback who is one of the best to ever play the position

Better than Champ Bailey

Steven: "Damn Asante Samuel is so raw"
Amer: "No Reggie Bush is better"
Tarik: "Shut the fuck up..."
Steven: "lol"

by Stevensnider January 7, 2009

Avantae

no way he will do good in life

Avantae will not do good in life

by Turtle_Juan123 October 24, 2018

amantae

A sexy mixed boy with a big dick. He loves making rap music, playing sports, and looking at big butts. He always flexes on his haters. He is also a god at picking up chicks. He loves everything and everyone and is a great friend to everyone.

Derek- "Dude, Amantae is the coolest guy in town, hes a great friend to everyone"
Taylor- "Yeah I agree. He also is great with the ladies"

by jennastoops May 10, 2018