ASAFP

As soon as fucking possible

Get me that item ASAFP!

by Jensen Roth July 24, 2008

Asafuthimerfutifuterwigh

A single word that defines all of the United States

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, asafuthimerfutifuterwigh

by Roastoth January 12, 2023

ASAF

"As soon as fuck", came into existence during SARS-CoV-2's global pandemic.
Appeared in response to "ASAP : as soon as possible", people couldn't meet each other and move to another place for months. So the things couldn't be ASAP as long as life wouldn't be collective : ASAF means "when life brings back to normal".

AGNÈS : I'm gonna marry you as soon as possible !
DORANTE : But you're still locked in your suit, and you have to marry Arnolphe, your father.
AGNÈS : I love you and we gonna marry, ASAF !

by Tahnkredo April 3, 2021

ASAF

Used to describe an individual who is seeking attention at an extra level.
Attention Seeking As Fuck

Geez Louise, did you notice how over the top Bianca was today? She's so ASAF...

by MarcoHoff February 14, 2020

ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Feasible.

I need that report from Rick ASAF

by Safmiester G April 7, 2007

ASAFP

Stands for As Soon As Fucking Possible. Takes the universally understood adage ASAP to a whole new level of emphasis.

Babe, I'm thirsty as hell. Bring me a Pellegrino ASAFP.

by MJM27 November 17, 2009

Nael Alsaffar

Dragon Slaying Hip Hop Hoorangoutang!
Often found slicing a lane while cats lay down with their ankles busted. some call him Lil Plum. I call em' Lil Siz.

Damnnnn y'all see Lil Plumweezy aka. Nael Alsaffar bka. Lil Siz just cross that nigga?! HIS ANKLEZ DONE BUSTED SON!!

by hung peezy May 8, 2009