I haz a sad

Deeply inconsequential despair which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, is taken away from them.

I haz a sad. My coffee masheen iz brokn.

by Morden July 1, 2008

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A Sad Catapanda

From ' The Hungary Caterpillar' used to convey sarcasm. Can be used when an event goes badly or in response to a undesirable statement.

Example 1:

Some stole my bike. This makes me a sad catapanda.

Example 2:

Tim: "What's with him?"
Jim "Ignore him, hes a sad catapanda at the moment"

by XShadowKratosX August 16, 2010

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Tug a sad rope

Masturbating during or after a terrible tragedy or minor inconvenience to alleviate stress.

I was fired from my job today, I'm gonna go "Tug a sad rope " and take a nap.

by Grit Sharpenson September 5, 2017

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Jaden Has a Sad

media obsession with what upsets white kids

NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"

by Uncle Joosie December 1, 2021

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