Asianitis

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.

Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...

by Adeladaine May 13, 2009

Bryanitis

A condition where one embraces being a monke; both physically and mentally.

Person 1: Did you here about the latest Bryanitis epidemic

Person 2 (with Bryanitis): oohoohaahaah

by taewithkookie March 22, 2023

Asianitis

A highly infectious disease that is the direct result of being bit by someone of asian ethnicity. Similar to being bit by a werewolf, symptoms only show on full moons. Symptoms include: yellowing of skin, increased brain capacity, developing a strange accent, widening of eyelids, and an uncanny craving for rice, sushi, noodles, etc. HIGHLY INFECTIOUS maybe even deadly...Currently a major problem in China, Korea, Mongolia, Myanmar, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, The Philippines, and California. highly recommended to get vaccinated if you are exposed to ashuns.

I'm sorry to inform you, but you have contracted Asianitis.

by πππππ October 3, 2011

Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

by Ang Badang April 9, 2016

Armanitis

When you get so sick you have sex with your cat. Or mom

Armanitis is a bad diesease

by Arman is a crap May 28, 2016

Aryangitis

A form of mental retardation. It’s known when someone talks too much about stupid shit when no one wants to hear them. Severe cases are see. When the patient is in denial.

Damn this nigga has aryangitis.

by TherealDoctor June 17, 2019

Assanitis

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!

by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011