Gigolo aunt

A Girl who is usually very cute and pretty that seduces men makes them madly fall in love with her using her specific ways but unlike a male gigolo she's not interested in money but only the pleasure of capturing and breaking their heart.
its also a popular Syd Barrett song.

guy #1:"i want to kill myself for her..."
guy#2:"dude its not worth it shes a gigolo aunt, she's done this to many others"
guy#1:"what should i do then?"
guy#2:"i don't know. go listen to syd barrett or something."

by shane713 January 11, 2015

Vodka Aunt

Vodka Aunt is the loud, usually inebriated and funnest member of your extended/immediate family. Usually they take the younger members of the family under their slightly uncoordinated wing. They are usually the one to let obscenities fall in the presence of children rationalizing "this is the real world and they're gonna hear them anyway" while taking a sip from their drink and telling the embarrassing stories of other relatives. Instead of practical gifts, the Vodka Aunt will go out of her way to get something insanely fun (possibly mildly inappropriate). The Vodka Aunt is the one who gave you your first real sip of alcohol as a teenager and often borrows other people's children to go on adventures; promptly returning them loaded with sugar, cranky and in possession of a new toy with obscenely loud sound effects. The Vodka Aunt can also apply to non-blood related family members as well, such as close family friends. Often seen hanging out with the Weed Cousin.

"Who's that drunk lady that keeps telling your 3yr old there isn't enough vodka in her vodka?" "Oh thats Jane, the Vodka Aunt. She's the one who got banned from the zoo for flipping off the monkeys."

by platypiandi February 2, 2016

Arunima

The best girl, as good as the first ray of sun, very beautiful, sweet, understanding and down to earth. She does what she wants to do, She is independent. She can piss people off. Friends are her life. Never get rid of arunim's

Arunima is the most kickass person.

by weasleygirl December 2, 2014

Aunt Tifa

A dangerous terrorist responsible for the bombings of numerous Mako reactors.

"Aunt Tifa is the real problem!" -President Shinra

by Queen Buttrix December 7, 2020

Your aunt a croissant

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.

Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018

aunt flo

when you about to screw your wife or girl and then she gets her period, DOH.

Sorry honey I know your dick is hard and my pussy wet but Aunt Flo is here now and we cant do that when she here

by daywalkz October 27, 2015

Aunt’s House

A secret location where two people meet regularly to engage in sexual intercourse. Often times, the couple hides the location with their friends, yet the location of aunt's house may be discovered by males wishing to seek sexual intercourse with the female. In an effort to keep the location concealed, there may be physical obstacles preventing entry access into aunt's house (for example, foot traffic).

We're gonna meet up at Aunt’s House later for some fun!

by Raffinyga May 26, 2019