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arterissk

I like to watch Arterissk on YouTube.
by Pussybark January 15, 2021
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arteries man

a man who can, and will, close your arteries and will have his arteries closed
Non Cool Man: "Hey, who's Arteries Man?"
Cool Man: "He's gonna close your arteries."
Non Cool Man: "Wha--" *Dies from arteries being closed*
by MyArteriesAreClosing April 19, 2021
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Artefius

This is a dude with a huge cob of corn between his legs. He wanted to become a ballet dancer, but he's a bad dancer. His calmness and self-confidence can be exasperating.
Artefius - A bear with a kind heart and a cold mind, a fan of logic and common sense. Artephius (or Artefius) (c. 1150) is a writer to whom a number of alchemical texts are ascribed. Although the roots of the texts are unclear and the identity of their author obscure, at least some of them are Arabic in origin. He is named as the author of several books, the Ars sintrillia, Clavis sapientiae or Clavis maioris sapientiae, and Liber secretus.
by LapHon November 20, 2021
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Arterrius

A kind, loving, individual who strives to be the greatest at everything in life. Tends to get lost in his thoughts but, continues to bounce back and show his strengths. Very intellectual, but very damaged. 10/10 must recommend 💕
Arterrius is that kid
by Anxnymous ♾ November 22, 2021
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carrotid arteries

Da veins in Brer Rabbit's neck dat enable him to out-think --- and also out-RUN, when necessary --- his bigger-but-less-clever enemies like Brer Fox, Brer Wolf, and Brer Bear.
Just like Brer Rabbit, Bugs Bunny also needs to always have his carrotid arteries in top form in order to outwit --- and often to out-maneuver, as well --- his assorted bang-stick-wielding nemeses like Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.
by QuacksO August 18, 2021
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cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis

what the fuck did you just type?

thickening, hardening, and narrow of cerebrovascular arteries.
"yo gerald ford died to arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease (same thing"
"what did u just say"
"he had cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis"
bro the fuck am i supposed to do this i wrote the definition in this at the end im not spending all night making a fucking urban definition. HOLY SHIT BRO IM JUST GONNA CNP: "Cerebral arteriosclerosis is a disease that occurs when the arteries in the brain become hard, thick, and narrow due to the buildup of plaque (fatty deposits) inside the artery walls." HOLY SHIT I DEFINED IT
by bolivari July 28, 2023
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Homo sapiens alterius

A sub-genus that is apart of the Homoagerelus family. Containing at least 15 species. Most species of this sub-genus have abnormally difficult terristal locomotion and or bipedalism, and has very medium intelligence. All of the species of these kinds have abnormally low shoulders and large heads, and also has a complex vital organ system, not including brains but memory seems to have been a vital part of these kinds of species.
Mr Gary "This reconstruction is of the Homo sapiens alterius genus!"
Kid "Woah! I'd never see a very different kind of species!"
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