armitage wanks

going for a wank in the toilet,

you were in there a long time, were you having an armitage wanks

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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Armitage Hux

The hottest man in the entire star wars universe. Played by Domhnall Gleeson the hottest actor to exist.

Armitage Hux is literally so hot wtf

by 3ntity July 4, 2021

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The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.

Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022

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Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.

Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.

by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009

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Skye Isabelle Armitage

beautiful girl, She can be your best friend or your worst enemy, very loyal, confident, talkative, always uses filter, loves her besties, loves dori and myself. She is there always for you, only wears Jumpers, Tights and loves candles

Person 1: "Who is the sexiest in the wold?"
Person 2: "Skye Isabelle Armitage!!!!!"
Person 1: "Hell yeah!!!!"

by PPMuncher22 August 22, 2022

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