Armenian Noodle Dip

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)

Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.

by Allllllex August 9, 2006

Amentist

A person of severe congenital mental disability.

Teo is trying to help the guy but he's such a fucking amentist that he can't follow simple instructions.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Amentistic

A person relating to or suffering from amentia

You know those times when you're trying to help someone out but they're so amentistic that they can't see basic logic and sense. The kind of people that make you want to slit your abdomen so you don't have to breathe the same air as them. The kind of people who make you feel like you've lost brain cells after talking to them.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Argentinian Popover

Eating so much barbequed meat and cheese-bread that you write off a hotel room with your farts

Did I ever tell you about the time when I did an Argentinian Popover in Philadelphia?

by No Context Off Menu October 28, 2020

Armenian goodbye

An "Armenian goodbye" is when a group of Armenian friends or family are saying goodbye to each other, but it takes a very long time. These friends or family might even go around and say goodbye to the same person twice or three times before actually leaving. This process can take such a long time because everyone keeps having more conversations as they are saying their goodbye's.

In a situation where friends or family are taking a long time to say goodbye, you might say, "This is such an Armenian goodbye."

by Hyegirl July 29, 2009

Argento

(Slang) Local denomination/expression for argentinian people or stuff coming from this country.
Specialy used by the young people.

Aguante el rock argento!
(Hold on the argentinian rock!)

by whoknows? September 23, 2005

Armenian Temper

When a middle aged Armenian man behaves similar to an 8 year old child who didn't get his way.

Oh man, whatever Russ and Jimmy just told Guy really got his Armenian temper flaring

by Butt Doodle December 1, 2019