a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310
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by jackisasexygitmmmm December 28, 2007
Get the ariss mug.although it is commonly know as a rather large penis, most people seem to think this is a good thing, ariss is actualy a large black cock. the bellend is actualy in the shape of a 1950's kettle and the pubic hairs are this with bacon grease. and with a small peanut sized ball sack the ariss is currently undergowing surgery to replace the penis with a small hamster
by jackisasexygitmmmm December 27, 2007
Get the ariss mug.commonly known as the worlds biggest penis, many women have died shortly after an encounter with the ariss
by jackisasexygitmmmm December 27, 2007
Get the ariss mug.a rather strange cock, commonly in the shape of a kettle but reports have been made of other shapes such as in the shape of a united states plug and the most strange reporting of an ariss has been confirmed as an exact replica of a nokia 3310
omg you guys, you guys omg, i have totaly just sat on an ariss.
or
holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
or
holy crap i have just been ariss slapped
by jackisasexygitmmmm December 28, 2007
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