Argentinian Equine
Argentinian Equine by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish February 15, 2014
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Argentinian door knocker
While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara
"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"
Argentinian door knocker by paddleB September 1, 2014
Argentinian Shuffle
A sexual position discovered in the 18th century. It consists of the male partner laying flat on his back while his female counterpart performs fellatio while rotating counterclockwise around his genitalia. The female partner may be required to maneuver over the male partner's body as she "shuffles." As the female partner moves, she will "meow" like a member of the feline family.
Argentinian Shuffle by Argentina0005 September 5, 2011
Argentinian Grandfather
Awesome guy, he lives near Buenos Aires and speaks Spanish with a central European accent. His closet is full of brown suits. He used to be an electric repairman in the 40s. His favorite drink is Fanta and his name is "Heinz von Schrettenberg"
My Argentinian Grandfather from Buenos Aires just called and said that Fanta is the "superior beverage"
Argentinian Grandfather by IntergalactalEnergy July 14, 2023
Argentinian pinecone
My wife was not pleased when she came home early from work and realized i was enjoying an argentinian pinecone.
Argentinian pinecone by blackmidgetwasbiggerdownthere December 14, 2010
Argentinian Bull
Discovered in the 16th Century on one of Columbuss first adventures. The Argentinian bull requires an Italian man to mount an Argentinian with whom owns a vagina. As she runs about the town in anger, the Italian plays rodeo until the female becomes exhausted. At this point he takes his penis and inserts it in her whispering eye, thus, the Argentinian Bull.
At the barbecue my crush stopped talking to me so I just gave her the Argentinian Bull in front of my friends.
Argentinian Bull by Argentinian Catfish October 23, 2012
Argentinian Blowjob
"how was last night"
"It was great until the bitch gave me an argentinian blowjob by mistake"
"that sucks dude"
"Yea gave the swampdonk a cleveland steamer and then skipped outta there"
"It was great until the bitch gave me an argentinian blowjob by mistake"
"that sucks dude"
"Yea gave the swampdonk a cleveland steamer and then skipped outta there"
Argentinian Blowjob by gooselicker187 March 10, 2009