Ardernite

Person who follows the decrees of the New Zealand Dictator Jacinda Ardern with blind loyalty and mindless devotion.

Captain’s Log, Stardate 041121.532

We are now in day 79 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

by Kiwi Brian November 3, 2021

Ardernity

is that the time between the announcement of an announcement for the intention to make an actual decision.

This is going to feel like an ardernity

by Pseudonym-69 March 20, 2022

Ardernity

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.

Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?

by Ardernity March 21, 2022

arden park

Wealthy upper middle class neighborhood in Sacramento County. Known for plastic soccer moms in Range Rovers and Escalades living alongside rich old white people. AP women spend their days buying Starbucks Iced White Mochas and Whole Foods groceries. The typical family consists of a husband in a suit, a wife in yoga pants with a high ponytail and all of their little blonde brats, each with their own Powerwheels Jeep.

Friend 1: "Dude where are you from?"

Friend 2: "Arden Park."

Friend 1: "Oh. (gives judgmental "you must be a rich bitch" look.)

by SacTown916 October 28, 2014

Ardeed

The greatest nigga ever. he will beat ur ass and take ur bitches

Damn that ardeed took my hoes

by dr. philguy69 November 5, 2019

ardent caress

A passionate, affectionate and/or warm stroke. An act of physically affectionate soothing.

A soft stroke of the back while snuggling might be considered an ardent caress.

by Srž Tanjur July 29, 2006

Ardella

1) God of all gods. 2) Heaven origin meaning, godly or godlike. 3) the holiest of holy. 3) Goddess of lovemaking.

Ardella is so holy that she is like a goddess.

by Jesus Reincarnated June 23, 2010