archaeologist 

A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.

" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
OR
"Archaeology can you dig it"
OR
"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
OR
"Archeology a career in ruins"

archaeologist by hehe January 17, 2005

Biblical Archaeology 

bib-li-kuh | ahr-kee-ol-uh-jee
noun

The guy who studies, you know, places that have to do with religion, like holy sites. Mostly like spots in Jerusalem, Middle East at different parts of the world where they claim that, you know, spots of Christ and places took place, you know, events. So, he's the guy that breaks that down and tries to, you know explain things, you know, tries to, you know, locate and really do more investigations and things.

Body, please explain what Biblical Archaeology to us.

Biblical Archaeology by Ishtahal January 11, 2018

Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

Archaeologist Handshake by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023

archaeology

"The science of uncovering past artifacts to analize and make inferences about the world of the past.

"In archaeology class, we uncovered a piece of Mayan pottery from a sample dig site and analyzed the Mayan culture from it.

archaeology by Sideshow Fred October 14, 2003

archaeologist 

A person who studies the past via the evaluation of artifacts, ecofacts, and geofacts. Archaeologists do NOT study dinosaur bones. Archaeologists DO have to navigate through a maze of red tape in order to study said items due to the fact that political correctness and all around silliness have created ridiculous laws that impede scientific study so that peoples feelings do not get hurt.

Archaeologist: "wow I just found a site that has 20,000 yr old human remains, these human remains and all the artifacts found with him could tell us how and when humans came to north america, this could be the most important find in the last century"

Random Government/Tribal official: that is too bad, because even though these remains are 20,000 years old I still believe they could be a native american ancestor and therefore I am going to prevent you from studying anything at this site so I can make sure that the government pays to just rebury everything. sorry for your bad luck but my feelings come before breakthrough studies beneficial to all humans"

archaeologist by archaeology girl April 23, 2011

archaeologist 

A woman that dates much older men not for monetary gain e.g. someone who dusts off old bones.

He's not even rich, she must be an archaeologist.

archaeologist by jahaybird October 24, 2009

Canadian Archaeology 

The act of trying to dig your car out from underneath a significant amount of snow from an overnight snow dump. Clearing away the snow slowly reveals more and more of the vehicle much the same way archaeologists brush away dirt to uncover things. Usually occurs whenever you are late for something important.

Hey boss I can't come in to work today I gotta do some serious Canadian Archaeology to even find my car let alone drive it.

Canadian Archaeology by jay_P09 November 17, 2014