Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023

Urban Photo-archeologist

Some one who photographs abandoned buildings or communities in an urban environment.

Frank: "Hey John, did you hear?"
John: "Yeah, Eric got almost got arrested for trespassing last night for being in the Divine Loraine(abandoned building in northern philly) ."
Frank: "It's a good thing he's an Urban Photo-archeologist.

by RandomGeneral March 7, 2010

archaeologist

A person who studies the past via the evaluation of artifacts, ecofacts, and geofacts. Archaeologists do NOT study dinosaur bones. Archaeologists DO have to navigate through a maze of red tape in order to study said items due to the fact that political correctness and all around silliness have created ridiculous laws that impede scientific study so that peoples feelings do not get hurt.

Archaeologist: "wow I just found a site that has 20,000 yr old human remains, these human remains and all the artifacts found with him could tell us how and when humans came to north america, this could be the most important find in the last century"

Random Government/Tribal official: that is too bad, because even though these remains are 20,000 years old I still believe they could be a native american ancestor and therefore I am going to prevent you from studying anything at this site so I can make sure that the government pays to just rebury everything. sorry for your bad luck but my feelings come before breakthrough studies beneficial to all humans"

by archaeology girl April 23, 2011

archaeologist

A woman that dates much older men not for monetary gain e.g. someone who dusts off old bones.

He's not even rich, she must be an archaeologist.

by jahaybird October 24, 2009

Urban Archeologist

Finding and keeping for your own, items and objects in an urban or sub urban setting, such as a grocery store, swap meet, or shopping mall.

Alan isn't a thief he's an urban archeologist.

by Dick R. Johnson April 28, 2010

Offense Archeologist

When not initially finding offense, the offense archeologist digs for the offense until they find it. When they unearth an offense they polish it up, put it on a pedestal, and then bask in the glow cast upon them by the admiration of the offense archeologist peers.

The offense archeologist had to twist the speaker's words into the realm of the obsurd in order to find something to be offended by.

I wore a tan shirt to my lecture, an Offense Archeologist said it was a brown shirt and asked me if I liked Hitler.

by Don E Darko July 9, 2022

outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.

By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

by ScribeLight March 21, 2019