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Toyota Avalon

The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.

Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."

While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.
Rob is almost 40, it's time he gets a Toyota Avalon, so he can be a true Baller.
by Hey Pocky Way April 6, 2009
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Katherine of Aragon

(1485-1536) Katherine of Aragon was the first wife of Henry VIII and the mother of Mary Tudor, also known as "Bloody Mary".
Katherine and Henry were married for 24 years until Henry divorced her for Anne Boleyn; Henry's desire for an heir had led him to defy the Catholic church and would lead to the English Reformation.
However much prowess that Katherine showed as a ruler, however humanitarian that she was, however popular that she was among her people, it all came to nothing as her six pregnancies produced only one surviving child, a daughter, and her looks were ravaged by time, stress, and constant pregnancy.
"...For my part, I pardon thou everything, and I desire to devoutly pray God that He will pardon thou also. For the rest, I commend unto thou our doughtere Mary, beseeching thou to be a good father unto her... Lastly, I makest this vouge (vow), that mine eyes desire thou aboufe all things."
-from Katherine of Aragon's deathbed letter to Henry VIII

A petite, buxom redhead and the daughter of warrior monarchs Ferdinand and Isabella, Katherine of Aragon would have ended very differently had her sons survived. The love of her people, her own determination, and the support of foreign allies could not stop Henry from banishing her. Even her daughter was prevented from seeing her.
by Lorelili January 26, 2011
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Cynthia Aragon

Cynthia is beautiful inside and out. She is very confident and not shy at all. She speaks her mind. She is a great listener. She is kind, gentle, sweet, loving and very forgiving. Never jealous and very trusting. She does have a slight temper but gets over it very quickly. Cynthia has many friends and they know they can always count on her to be there when she's needed. Her smile and laugh brighten up a room. Her gaze is mesmerizing. Cynthia is honest and loyal. She will always tell you the truth, even if it hurts. She loves to laugh and make people laugh even if she's making a fool out of herself. She will always go out of her way to help a friend in need and will never betray you. Men, if you are lucky enough to come across a Cynthia, keep her close. She will love you unconditionally and will be by your side during the good times and help you through the bad times. Don't ever let her go because once she moves on she doesn't look back.
Hey man, whose that girl you're talking to?

Oh, that's Cynthia Aragon
by DaveGarAla April 21, 2014
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aralynn

A beautiful girl who always makes you smile can make the guys run to her and is smart,funny,lovable,and is ,caring.
Aralynn is so beautiful and she is my Bestfriend
by Aralynn April 2, 2015
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diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.
by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014
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Catherine of Aragon

She was married 24 years, she’s a paragon of royalty. Her loyalty is to the Vatican so if you try to dump her, you won’t try that again.
You thought it’d be funny to send Catherine of Aragon to a nunnery, honey there’s no way!
by six the musical March 14, 2022
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Avalon lifestyle

A lifestyle of excess in liquid income obtained by a much older, rich friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or elder family member or members where one goes around just living the life where every day is a vacation and every night is a party.
"I haven't seen YOU in a while. What are you doing these days?"
"I'm just livin' the Avalon lifestyle. There is no other life."
by Jmaru June 7, 2005
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