Arachnads

Spidey's gonads

"My spider-sense detects tingling sensation in my arachnads" said Spidey as he looks at Mary Jane in a wet t-shirt.

by dolop October 29, 2008

arachnid

Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla

"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*

by snickersnigger May 16, 2018

arachnophilia

An affection for spiders. A spider-lover.

Possessed by arachnophilia, he allowed the spiders to swarm over his body.

by jerdawg March 28, 2005

arachnohomophobia

An intense fear of gay spiders

Guy 1:Dude, lets go explore that abandoned house
Guy 2: Nah, i have arachnohomophobia, i could get raped by gay spiders down there
Guy 1: Rad!

by Aleus247 February 7, 2009

arachnid

Surely one of the most successful groups of animals in the history of this planet. There are arachnids on every continent (except Antarctica, obviously). Arachnids include spiders, scorpions, mites, ticks and the like. Though it is very rare for soft-bodied animals to survive, in fossil form, the oldest known fossil spider is 380 million years old, and there are even older fossil scorpions and sea scorpions known. Whenever I watch a tarantula or scorpion I can't help feeling I'm being given a viewpoint on an early age of life on this planet.

An example of an arachnid: a tarantula, a member of the oldest group of spiders which did not spin webs, merely used silk to line their burrows.

by Stormsworder November 16, 2006

Arantxa

If not for her, I wouldn’t know
What true love really meant.
I’d never feel this inner peace;
I couldn’t be content.

yellow? "arantxa"

by pororopic June 9, 2021

Arachnigga

Not to be mistaken with Iraq nigga. Arachnigga is the black/evil spider-man. Arachnigga played by Samuel L Jackson is the greatest movie of all time next to Robo-Bitch, and Pulp Fiction. Arachnigga and his sidekick MEGA FAGGOT take over chiraq and conquer the universe. FUCK I SPOILED IT!

Random Civilian: Its a bird its a plane

Deep voice nigga: No its arachnigga
*civilians screaming in horror*

by Bagsツ July 14, 2019