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Aperture Science

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Aperture Science is a scientific research company founded by Cave Johnson. It was once called "Aperture Fixtures" but then named "Aperture Science Innovators" to make the shower company more hygienic. The company was actually focused more on science. Long story short, In 1998, the robot, GLaDOS, was turned on during the holiday, "Bring your daughter to work day". Unfortunately, GLaDOS became self-aware and filled the Enrichment Centre with neurotoxin, killing the scientists. Aperture Science was closed and turned into testing area, run by GLaDOS.
Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us-- except the ones who are dead.
by Tactfulcore December 13, 2013
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Anal Aperture

The opening of the anus, from which Fundie Muck emerges.

see also; asshole.
William Randolph Hearst was an anal aperture because of his views on marajuana.

eg: William Randolph Hearst claimed marajuana and hashish was addictive and made men mad, as in insane.
by follywood April 21, 2009
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aperture

A female photographer's vagina.
"who's that with the camera?"
"Thats our wedding photographer Simone"

"mmm, bet she's got a perfect aperture"
by alberto_sanchez October 6, 2011
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.aperture.

A fellow who likes posting f slurs and turning everyone into guns.
Hey! Don't say the slur! Don't be an .aperture.!
by kronosgalaxy September 9, 2023
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Aperture

A gaping orifice of uncomprehensible dimensions.
"What's that noise? It sounds like someone hosing down the pavement."

"It's Misty having a piss."

"Holy shit! That's a big mother-fucking aperture."
by A & S October 29, 2006
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Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022
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set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal
person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-

person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?

person 1: i have no life
by Dr.x1611 May 3, 2010
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