Aprendectus

A synonym to smart. To be intelligent or non-academically high iq'd.

Academically, I am not smart, though I am considered aprendectus by friends.

by imdonut October 19, 2020

my parents arent home

Basically an invitation to go home with your partner to potentially mate.

-Girl: common, my parents arent home
-Boy: alright!

by virtuoso_master February 25, 2017

aplenty

An expression of disbelief, often in a disgusted or disdainful context. Analogous to "yeah, right" or "as if!"

A: Vanilla Ice was the greatest rapper of all time.
B: Aplenty!

or

A: That girl was eyein' me in the club.
B: Yeah, she was eyein' you aplenty.

by mkstyles August 9, 2006

Apprentisaurus

Apprentasaurus derives from the words apprentice and dinosaur.

The word "apprentisaurus" is used to describe someone that has been an apprentice for an excessive amount of time, spanning year after year, never graduating to the next level, despite the progression and advancement of his peers.

Thus, the word "dinosaur" comes into play because this individual has been in apprenticeship for such a ridiculous amount of time that it's almost prehistoric!

That guy has been an apprentisaurus for 10 years! And I've been in this trade as long as he has but I've made journeyman already..

by srm84116 August 11, 2009

These arent even my pants

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention

Dude, these arent even my pants

by sixpound August 27, 2008

Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

Apprentice

A young person who is learning a trade or proffesion by working alongside an expert, usually for a set period of time at low wages.

The apprentice learns from a master or misstress.

by Jafje May 25, 2007