Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.

Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...

by Paul_5921 February 14, 2012

Chile Appointment

When you have an appointment to have sexual intercourse with a male.

“I got my chile appointment tonight.”
“Hey gurl, I’m tryna crack my back with this chile appointment tonight!”
“Maria really cancelled on us for a chile appointment!”

by boricuabooty January 20, 2020

Nail Appointment

1. A scheduled time during which one has their fingernails polished by a professional.
2. A socially acceptable term for the act of fornication (sex). See nail.

1. Ruby has a nail appointment at the salon before prom.
2. Denise has a nail appointment at the hotel after prom.

by Bandits April 25, 2008

Doctor's Appointment

Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.

Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"

Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"

by drfooty January 16, 2011

Dentist Appointment

(n.) A terribly unsatisfying blowjob; a blowjob involving too many teeth for the penis's own good

Dave: I would LOVE to get some head from Kate
Kyle: You would like to think so, but I got head from her the other day, and it was a god damn DENTIST APPOINTMENT!

by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

dentist appointment

The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".

Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.

Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."

"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."

by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007