pussy appointment

Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.

Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?

Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up

by WicKid February 5, 2017

dick appointment

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.

"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment

by dickosarous October 21, 2012

Dick Appointment

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.

Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...

by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

Love appointed

A state of mind making you feel very satisfied and loving.

She texted him at night time so when he read it in the morning he will feel love appointed

by JnAMS May 26, 2009

Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome

(Abbreviated SASS) A state of mind in which the sufferer (the Self-Appointed Saint) patronizes others, under the belief that they helped those people attain some sort of salvation. Although it's similar to God Complex, SASS is different in that sufferers use an unnecessary amount of compliments and gifts to patronize their victims. This makes the victim feel as they are below the Self-Appointed Saint, and thus makes the Self-Appointed Saint feel like they are of an elevated status compared to others.

Person 1: Even though I said no, John gave me his old Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge. Now, he keeps inviting himself over for dinner every week and makes me hang out with him everyday after work.
Person 2: Sounds like he's suffering from Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome

by Realnigga9499 July 13, 2017

Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.

Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...

by Paul_5921 February 14, 2012