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Applephile

Someone who holds Apple in high esteem. The kind of person that watches all the keynote speeches, immediately downloads the latest updates, stands in line to buy the latest products, puts Apple stickers in the rear car window, and is totally enamored of all things Apple.
I'm the biggest Applephile I know. I just watched the latest Apple keynote address and can't wait to sleep out to be one of the first people to spend my whole paycheck to buy the newest model of everything that Apple is releasing!
by crumster October 26, 2013
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Appletini Crawl

A bar crawl solely with appletinis.

The first ever recorded Appletini Crawl began on January 25th, 2014 at DC Reynolds.
Lush A: I'm looking for a pub crawl theme that is high in alcoholic content, class and or fun, and high in fiber.
Lush B: Have you considered an Appletini Crawl? It has apple.
Lush A: Superb. I'll bring the glow sticks.
by Appletini Crawl Inventor February 1, 2014
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applepine

Ok a pineapple a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves. Please do not like this the urban dictionary mafia is after me I found out from intelligence that they have me on their personal watchlist.
Guy: Applepine
Mafia comes and immediately shoots him in the head and all those who witnessed
by Secret Definition Guy May 15, 2018
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appletini

Alcoholic drink: half apple, half tini.
Hey, can I get an appletini, easy on the tini? ... you can really taste the apples.
by johnnywaxol May 25, 2008
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applepious

A state of being as American as apple pie and as pious as an altar boy in the manner of Stephen Colbert.
Stephen Colbert showed how applepious he was by never questioning our great president George W. Bush and going to Catholic Mass every Sunday.
by icancount2one January 12, 2010
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applejuice cocktail

applejuice cocktailwhen a male ejaculates in a cup, urinates in it, mixes it up and pours it on to a female
aye yo bitch u like that applejuice cocktail in ur face bitch
by JBLOCK, DPRICE February 4, 2009
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appledick

a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit
“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”
by davesthename June 24, 2019
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