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Sex Appetized

Sex Appetized persons are those who experience the good needs on a somewhat regular basis. They frequently think about sexual actions (although not necessarily about sex itself), often at inopportune times (I.e. During a test or at a club meeting). They find it difficult to restrain themselves from engaging in such actions when in close proximity to another sex appetized person with whom they share a mutual romantic interest. While they may experience the good needs as a result of seeing an attractive person when they are single, they do not act on such impulses
Jamie: Man, I really wanna do some nasty stuff to that guy over there

Caroline: But you're not gonna do it right?

Jamie: nah, I'm only sex appetized right now.
by Casapadrazquez February 29, 2016
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Johnny Appleseed

A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.
"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."

"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
by Bolo919 April 13, 2009
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Applefied

Changing the interface or usability of a product in such a way as to "dumb down" and remove consumer choices to eliminate consumers having to think.
"They Applefied the website, and now I can't manually pick the item because the website doesn't know which part to order automatically."
by P. cubensis August 22, 2011
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appleseed

(Adj) A name for someone who says something very dumb.
Appleseed: How does an appleseed go to the top of a tree?
People:*sighs* appleseed
by big dick energy ariana grande December 12, 2019
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Appleweed

Buyer: Damn this has hella seeds.
Dealer: I'm not gonna lie, it's some appleweed.

Ex 2:
Person 1: I'm tired of these seedy buds.
Person 2: Then stop buying from Johny Appleweed.
by NCTarzan December 4, 2010
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Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.
by Darko October 5, 2004
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Applefied

This is when a consumer begins purchasing only Apple products.
She bought an iPhone, an iPod, and a Macbook instead of PC related gadgets. She's been applefied.
by Eleison December 9, 2008
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