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apache attack helicopter

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.
"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"
by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016
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Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...
by RevWaldo January 9, 2010
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Apache Attack Helicopter

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.
You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter
by Flappy The Clown April 12, 2017
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apachakepa

A formal group of people working together to achieve a goal. Synonym- team/teamwork
Will you apachakepa with us?
by Dinglebooper October 20, 2023
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dirty apache

after fingering a girl while she's having her period, you smear the blood on her cheeks war paint style.
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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Apache Longbow

This is another US made attack helicopter.It entered service with the US Army in 1984 made by Boeing(McDonnel Douglas). It has lots of advanced avionics and control systems that can survive in all weather conditions.
This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.
by John Smith February 14, 2004
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The Apache Chief

Sexual Terminology: Whereupon a man is about to receive oral sex with his woman. Just before insertion he aggressively open palm smacks her. The woman will naturally react with screams in protest. The instant her mouth opens the man quickly places his testicles in her orifice and vigorously bounces them up and down. The end result should sound like an Indian war cry.
Rachel was being a bitch all day. So when things calmed down and she decided to get frisky, she went down on me and i gave her the Apache Chief.
by TheBirdmanAnderson January 16, 2010
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