A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.
Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!
by Skelwor January 25, 2010
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Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Removal: Malwarebytes full scan in safe mode. Try google
Antivirus XP 2009 : Warning! Your computer is infected, Antivirus XP 2009 will begin raping you through your ear now.
Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
Me: Noooooo *begins getting ear raped*
by Seamoan March 26, 2009
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Software designed to detect and eliminate wordvirus/wordes on a computing system.
Maybe as well anti-biotics.
Maybe as well anti-biotics.
"My antivirus caught a stupid wordmIRC/word worm"
"You shouldn't swallow floppy disks, tss tss. Never wordswallow/word without reading the label!"
"You shouldn't swallow floppy disks, tss tss. Never wordswallow/word without reading the label!"
by BelgainDSoul August 11, 2003
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me: turns on pc
avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC
me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time
avast antivirus: WE FOUND 23 TRACKING COOKIES ON YOUR PC
me: didnt you say I had 36 tracking cookies on my pc last time
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Get the antiversary mug.An abuse of power or authority over a market to prevent consumers from buying or using the product or service of a competitor. See conflict of interest and monopoly.
When MyCrudSoft first rolled out sWindles, they made sure that it produced an error message while installing onto a better version of DOS than their own, leading consumers to think the better DOS was flawed, even though sWindles worked with it just fine.
Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible will do anything they can to prevent the owner of a domain from transferring it to another registrar. They did it best when they were also the register with which all the other registrars had to register domains.
Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible will do anything they can to prevent the owner of a domain from transferring it to another registrar. They did it best when they were also the register with which all the other registrars had to register domains.
by Downstrike December 12, 2004
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