Anteater

When a girl has such a big nose that you call her an anteater.

"Look at Jessica Banner, she is such an anteater

by Artemis12345678910 August 12, 2009

Anteater

The physical act of isolating ones testicles in one hand, and clasping ones penis in the other, and then simutaneously rotating them untill the testicles look like the eyes and and the penis looks like the nose of an anteater.

I totally showed this fat chick the anteater today.

by JazzyJeff77 July 13, 2009

Anteater

A form of oral sex in which the man attempts to insert his tongue as far into her as possible and licks in an 'in-out' motion.

Jean Simmons' wife frequently requests him to Anteater

by DistractionFox May 21, 2013

anteater

the part of an uncircumcized penis that looks like the mouth of an anteater - it's like a snake with a sock over it's head.

I took off this dude's pants and i saw an anteater!

by pedro-hoss April 26, 2006

anteater

Someone who has an uncircumcized penis

Michael Ramos has an anteater

by Honkey April 16, 2006

The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.

I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.

by Jake May 13, 2005

anteater

The act of hanging ones penis out of an unzipped paid of pants.

Johnny unzipped his trousers, revealed his manhood and whilst presenting it to the audience proclaimed loudly;
"Everyone, I have an anteater! Check him out."

NB
Male Etiquette: performing the ant eater is only socially acceptable when done so without an erection.

by dr_peanut April 3, 2009