Amish Stress Ball

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.

(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"

by aman mar December 9, 2012

amish sweep

When you have a ton of shit to clean up after a party (usually beer cans/bottles), and you work your ass off to clean it up and are amish while doing so.

Jimmy: "Damn this place is a mess, I'm going to have to do an amish sweep in the morning."

by FULL_SENDER_69 October 30, 2017

Amish Shower

When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.

Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.

by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014

Anisa Scott

An Anisa is a girl that is both GORGEOUS and LOVING. Her beautiful legs and smiling face radiate fablosity. Shes sweet as frosting and cool as icecream. Any guy that doesnt fall for this amazing girl has some SERIOUS issues, she is also the most amazing best friend anyone could ever have. Her graceful moves on stage give her audience chills.

That tall girl in the white lace leotard looks exactly like an Anisa Scott.

by Happy_Birthday_<3_Wifey March 23, 2009

Amish Sex

Sex with no electricity. Sex that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. Going through the (e)motions sexually. Wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst fucking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.

Gary finished up the Amish Sex with his wife Belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless hell called marriage after 34 years.

by SweetV January 26, 2010

Amish Shower

When someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / orgasm.

Last night I gave her a nice Amish Shower.

These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.

I love the taste of Amish Showers.

by Amish Shower October 23, 2014

amish snowplow

you are hitting a girl from behind...you then break her arms and push her around the room like a snowplow

"dude...I gave the ho the greatest amish snowplow ever"

by Craig P. January 28, 2006