1. Someone who judges
people based on names alone, immediately assuming someone with a name like “Billy-Bob” must be stupid. Also preaches a stereotypical and irrational hatred of southern society, often describing them as “
ignorant and insecure individuals who are deathly afraid of any form of social change“. It is very possibly they promote other discrimination as well.
2. A movement to make the act of kicking punishable by
death, as it is apparently as offensive as murder to them.
3. A movement to stop the trading of
dogs in hopes that they will crap inside the homes of their owners, bringing disease into their homes, and cause a massive plague upon humanity.
NORMAL PERSON: High, my name is billy-bob. I just got my PhD and am on the brink of curing cancer.
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Why don’t you drop another hydrogen bomb on the rain forest you stupid F*cking red neck!
BILLY-BOB: I can’t help it if this is what I was named! It’d be disrespectful to my
parents to change my name.
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Animals are dieing! You’ve murdered and tortured millions! I alone am clean of sin! (Stabs Billy-Bob)
BILLY-BOB: You’
re a
psychopath! Someone call the
police!
ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST: Don’t try to silence us! This is just social evolution! WE ARE WEEDING OUT THE WEAK! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!