Dangerwank

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.

Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"

by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014

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engerwank

ENG . ER .WANK
Wanky football played by the England Football team.

Yet another piss poor performance by the England football team.
Engerwank Engerwank Engerwank!!!

by BIGDADDY28 June 19, 2014

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angerbang

Angerbang is a term defined as the act of having sex with someone you hate just because they're fucking hot. usually penetration is followed by choking, spanking, etc. the end result is her liking you but you still hate the bitch.

you hate some bitch cause she's annoying, but you see her at a party and you're wasted so you pretend to be interested. she takes it hard. simple as that, angerbang

by Mason the Willis December 27, 2007

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AngerPants

The state of madness that is soo extreme, you seem to axcidentally soil your pants

Guy#1 : Omg this is total BS, XBOX LIVE server is down! I AM SOO ANGERPANTS RIGHT NOW, its gross.

Guy# 2 : you sould change your pants, i can see your angerpants mark.

by Zantonious Aquilous August 6, 2009

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