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A man who has a monstrous cock and likes to watch anime. He pretty good at video games, especially fortnite. He can attract all the females in his school but chooses not to. And also listens to a lot of J. Cole. WATCH OUT FOR THAT YOUNGIN.
André by QFWEF November 22, 2021
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André is the epitome of a cool, beautiful and hard working guy. Trust me: as soon as heaven gives you the opportunity to meet him you will fall in love, for sure. Besides, he's smart: seriously, he knows everything. He's also a good leader, gives the best advice on your problems.
-André will do it? Then it's fine, everything will go smoothly.
André by muyp November 23, 2021
The biggest noob you will ever meet. In all aspects.
Who took a bath with a toaster?
André, he wanted to eat some toast in a nice warm bath but, he is a noob so he died. Typical André!
André by guggelito January 12, 2022
André is a Sexy man whit sexy body that gets all the girls he wants and if a girl lets go of him ITS hard to Get him back. His an angel that have fell frome heaven
Girls:who is that sexy man
God:thats my André
André by Pedofuck October 10, 2018
Oh god is he stupid. Normally, Ines likes him but Ines is too ugly and André will not like her back. André normally has lots of ex’es. At last he probably settles on a girl named Yannis. He will do anything and give anything to get his love. He is very rich too. He spends a crap ton of money daily and if you ever see him date girls, the girls are usually gold diggers. He’s very violent when peeps piss his girl. Swears a lot too.

Below is a gif showing a angry André.
André dumped another girl this weekend. It brings the yearly total up to 176 girls dumped!
André by Feeo October 29, 2019
worlds hottets nigga
andré by sej_dren January 20, 2022