A particularly stodgy shit that wont leave your arse. The type produced after eating food at a German Beer Keller.
Jeez, that Eisbeinesse last night, it must have left Nick with quite an anchor. I heard him int early hours puffing and panting in the lav. It must have been so painful to release, but when it did, it went with quite a splash.
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
wow, I haven't made a cup, I'm the anchor of this team
by mrs. hardy April 22, 2010
Dave: "Hey man why are we stopping?"
St3ve: "Oh, lesbo Jenny stopped to see the huge topless cheerleader parade with the free drinks and the Piper planes crashing on purpose to make the audience laugh over there, that's a real anchor isn't itOH MY GOD!!!" *RUNS LIKE SHIT*
St3ve: "Oh, lesbo Jenny stopped to see the huge topless cheerleader parade with the free drinks and the Piper planes crashing on purpose to make the audience laugh over there, that's a real anchor isn't itOH MY GOD!!!" *RUNS LIKE SHIT*
by Trigonometrium October 19, 2007
by Peter wedege June 8, 2005
Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.
Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.
Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.
V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.
by Scoddy71 November 23, 2014
him: i'll be there for you to pick you up when you fall, like an.. anchor.
her: and i'll always be here for you, your little redemption-as in rescue-..
her: and i'll always be here for you, your little redemption-as in rescue-..
by _his redemption_ April 13, 2006
The act of fingering a girl so hard that your whole fist slides in and out of know where the person doing the fingering spreads their hand and pulls out fast. The hand will end up getting caught towards the end and will be stuck unless a painful procedure is done to remove the anchored hand.
You won't believe what happened to me last night. It was so embarrassing, Jack anchored me so hard we had to go to the hospital...it took four specialists to get his hand out.
by Anch0rman October 20, 2015