analpology

A hasty, halfhearted apology, typically given just after accidental anal penetration.

"She got really pissed-off, so I offered a quick analpology, and switched back."

"I couldn't look Brad in the eyes after the match, so I mumbled an analpology, and left."

by ApostateAbdiel April 16, 2019

analroni

noun - pepperoni that has been inserted into one's anus.

Dominos: What would you like on your pizza?
Jasper: Analroni plz.
Dominos: One analroni pizza, be there in 30 mins.

by Samurai - Anji September 15, 2007

analpocket

its a nicer way to call someone an asshole or without getting in trouble for it

that boy is being an anal pocket

by Big Brew May 13, 2005

Analconda

When you slither your way into a girls ass without her knowing

Dude I can't believe he pulled an analconda on me.

by rocketpop May 31, 2017

analrondack

When you think a situation will be comfortable and easy (like sitting in an Adirondack chair) but it turns out to really fuck you in the butt.

May also be a man dressed as a chair with an exposed dick.

Today's work schedule looked ok but it turned out to be a real analrondack

by Melodius&Gurpinder July 27, 2021

Analron

Analron has the biggest penis.

Damn huge dick, Analron

by Analron November 22, 2021

Analpinism

The art of ass-climbing / anal alpinism .
Synonymous with ass-licking or ass-kissing .

Our teamleader is engagingin analpinism by viciously enforcing every bullshit the management tells him, even if it's not covered by our contract. His analpinistic endeavors are really something that thould be documented and studied thoroughly.

by RedPonana January 15, 2022